When pain pain, just use the F word :D

Swearing 'helps to reduce pain'

Uttering expletives when you hurt yourself is a sensible policy, according to scientists who have shown swearing can help reduce pain.

A study by Keele University researchers found volunteers who cursed at will could endure pain nearly 50% longer than civil-tongued peers.

They believe swearing helps us downplay being hurt in favour of a more pain-tolerant machismo.

The work by Dr Richard Stephens' team appears in the journal NeuroReport.

Dr Stephens, from Keele's school of psychology, came up with the idea for the study after swearing when he accidentally hit his thumb with a hammer as he built a garden shed.

If they want to use this pain-lessening effect to their advantage they need to do less casual swearing Researcher Dr Richard Stephens

He recruited 64 volunteers to take part and each individual was asked to submerge their hand in a tub of freezing water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice.

They were then asked to repeat the experiment, this time using a more commonplace word that they would use to describe a table.

Despite their initial expectations, the researchers found that the volunteers were able to keep their hands plunged in the ice water for a longer period of time when repeating the swear word.

Natural response

On average, the students could tolerate the pain for nearly two minutes when swearing compared with only one minute and 15 seconds when they refrained from using expletives.

While it is not clear how or why this link exists, the team believes that the pain-lessening effect occurs because swearing triggers our natural 'fight-or-flight' response.

They suggest that the accelerated heart rates of the volunteers repeating the swear word may indicate an increase in aggression, in a classic fight-or-flight response of downplaying a weakness or threat in order to deal with it.

Dr Stephens said the findings might also explain why the centuries-old practice of cursing developed and still persists today.

But he cautioned: "If they want to use this pain-lessening effect to their advantage they need to do less casual swearing.

TV chef Gordon Ramsay is notorious for his swearing

"Swearing is emotional language but if you overuse it, it loses its emotional attachment."

Rohan Byrt of the Casual Swearing Appreciation Society said he thought the study was the first time swearing's benefits had been proved.

Article extracted from BBC News.

so to put it short, only swear when you're in pain,
not when your friends are poking on your mum...
or your friends wanna screw your girlfriend....
or your friends wish your family just die... or the whole heritage for that matter...

swear when...
the meat is entering the pathway...
and you feel tremendous pain.. just go AHHHHHH!!! Fuck FUck fuck!!!
good for both parties :D
the screwdriver will get harder
and the nut is less in pain

swear when...
you haven't been eating your greens lately...
and something is stuck up there...
ARGHHH!!!
Come out you god damn it SHITE!
&^*@#$%!@#$
F! you!!!! F! you!!!
Granny next door..
"oh Heavens... what is happening in there..."

Swear when...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
god damn it!!! this freaking monster of yours is not coming out!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I'm never going through this again!
you try pushing out a 3kg shit out of your puss!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
F! F! F!

a moment later...
Wehhhhh~~ wehh~~
"Oh T_T... this is the most beautiful thing ever...."
"I'm so happy ...."
Husband : @.@||
Nurse : == ..

Conclusion = Gotta stop saying Niama and save my swearing when I'm in pain :D
since I'm gonna need it every weekends if you know what I mean ^^
ahh... full moon~~

My say on Harry Potter andThe Half Blood Prince

first of all I wanna say Thank you so much to a lovely someone for telling me not to have much expectations when watching the recent Harry Potter movie,
mainly because friends complaint that its a let down... and total divert from the original book..
secondly because, and obviously, I got so high after watching the trailer which seems to be better than the previous movies..

well.. of course and we have already known, how could they make the film like the book..
its too... abstract at points... and I guess the movie makers are really targeting children as their audiences so it wouldn't be so dark....
and when I read from so many comments that this is the worst from all.. because comparing to others... it has no element...
well, you know what?
the main element here is darkness...
and mostly was written in a dark,gloomy feel...

how could younglings understand?
most people who never read the book would think that HP last lost its magical touch...
but of course.. by making it appealing to most people, all book fans (including me was disappointed)

but I was really disappointed long time ago... after the first movie.. LOL
so the reason why I kept watching is because of Emma Watson and a respect to JKR :D

ok, so how was the movie?
I honestly find it very very nice :D!
lol, because it was so funny and entertaining... the details are so finely expressed, easy on the eyes... and (okay start dropping jaws HP fans... ) even though I am sincerely a HP book lover, I forgot the subplots already of the sixth book... (don't despise me^^)

my alibi... I read it when I was 15 (4 years ago...how could I possibly remember).... and only once... I do not watch or read books twice...
except TRANSFORMERS... which (even though I loved it... I also felt a bit bored too the second round, I guess I just love surprises...)

why this film works? Praises for Bruno Delbonnel! The brilliant cinematographer behind the camera! and David Yates of course, the director :D I honestly think that the composition of the movie is so beautiful and the use of the environments to stay interesting and fun at all times.
The tone of the movie is excellent, and I realised how smart the dialogue has become, (I forgotten whether is it a rip from JKR works.. or the scripwriter, I meant the comedy mostly)
sarcasm and great comedic timing
I had such a wonderful experience watching the movie.

and the camera! wow! the direction of it, the way it focuses on characters of interest..
especially one part where Ginny and Harry was running through tall grasses to pursuit Bellatrix
wow...I read that it is shot with a high speed pan to keep the characters crisp as the foliage darts and blurs in their wake.
and the special effects are just AWESOME!!!!

my only complaints are the action scenes are so little..
and the magic spells are so.. subtle..
but yeah, I do agree everything major was covered up so quickly...
touch n go saja...
but it was replaced by great great great acting and film making, for once, I find Daniel Radcliffe not that irritating to look at...
(HAHA DON'T FLAME ME)

and I really wonder how are they gonna make the wedding scene....
since Bill and Fleur was absent...
and Dobby...
and THEY DIDN'T FILM THE FUNERAL! which I really wanted to see....
it was so sad... and dark yet beautiful...


I LUUUVVV....
ABSOLUTELY LOVE.... HALENA BONHAM CARTER!!
the actress who plays Bellatrix Lestrange ! oh my god, she potrays that character so perfectly and she is so exciting to watch!
(you can remember her from Terminator Salvation and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. and she's playing The Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland an upcoming film!!)
god I love crazy women!

and Evanna Lynch who plays Luna Lovegood! so cute :D
and I am 100% sure, to those who watched, you all are wondering... who is that cute,gorgeous dude who played Cormac Mclaggen right?
he's Freddie Stoma
err I mean Freddie Stroma :D
girls... and gays..==
get ready for some eye candy

haha
and Lavander Brown just steals every scene!!

lovely!
haha

and yeah... they never took enough time to explain the details of the Horcruxes...
so I am anxious to see how will the explain it all in the last 2 parts...
I give it a 75% :D
and for you to compare... Transformers.. My all time favourite, is 90%

*****************************************************************************

"Have you ever noticed how beautiful the moon is?"
yesterday and this morning..
it was a full moon....
and gosh.... the illumination is so divine...
as two souls become one...
a new level of love is born ....


CONCLUSION = I was really really surprised...
the movie... and these 2 days...
thank you ^^

Interesting things you can do with photoshop

Sometimes I wish I can punch people's face until that extend...
but with Photoshop ! LOL I can make them look as if they were punched by me until their faces turn into sour plums :D

I received a few pictures today and I would like to share them with you guys cause its just such intriguing to see how technology could alter pictures...


how fun would that be....

if only this is real... some people really need to grow brains from a pot to replace their retarded ones.... ^^

and I wonder how long they need to refresh each game...
Imagine playing sudoku this way...
@.@

I don't get this one... is the coffee fake?

some people are really made from just porcelain... no substance....
sad...


will gold fall out if I drew a pot of gold? $.$

that's one way to emasculate oneself...

I wanna make a river of sapphire blue water....

Conclusion = Fascinating...

Another Thursday.. full of anticipation

today is a very very boring day....
but I'm sure tomorrow will be a marvellous day!
BECAUSE I'M GONNA WATCH HARRY POTTER:THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!
WOOHOO!!

Gonna see my beloved : Emma Watson....
*heart melting...*

anyway,
as I was trying to entertain myself, I remembered these two videos which gave me so much laughs because the babies are so damn innocent and cute!

this video utterly made me wanna have babies that instant, haha



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........
haha

and here's another naughty one....




hahaha :D
when he's old enough, he's gonna think, God I have the coolest parents ever!!
No excuses for dropping F-bombs cause you and mom taught me that ^^

these 2 videos never failed to make my day ^^
Instant happiness ~~~


REMEMBER THIS GUY?
Ring any bells?

well of course, he's Duncan James from Blue
(I really love the band)
well.. how come suddenly pop this handsome guy out of nowhere?
because...
take a small breath...
or deep breath for people who really love him..
LOL
well he confessed that..
he
SWINGS (well yeah, you could have guess it by now..)
BOTH WAYS...
in other words, he's bisexual and he's proud of it
so... good for both worlds :D

"I'm bisexual.I fancy men and women. I've been in relationships with both genders-and I'm not ashamed of this, said Duncan.
"HEY!!! it was meant for Adam! because he's the hottest gay now!
WOOHOO!"

CONCLUSION = LOVE, I THINK WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE FAMILY SOON :D

Another sunny Wednesday....

I had a test today...
Applied Maths.. which was suppose to be bloody easy...
but I did badly... ==
this is so embarrassing and a complete disgrace... considering the standard of my peers...
especially high school friends whom are faring way better now..

all of them are so damn paranoid about whether are they gonna get that 100 percent or not while I'm trying desperately to get a stupid A !
(ok la... desperate in the mind but I ain't really putting much effort either.. so blame myself..)
oh my god..
ARRRRRHHH!!

Anyway, I saw this video...
just click and watch to make your day :D
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/176/

I always knew they aren't really that innocent stupid.. irritating aliens...
who eats crunchy cookies.... and drinks chocolate paste..
which is so...
*drools..*
er hem..

I'm still hungry I have no idea why....

met up with Kah Moon and Yee Yan today (high school classmates) and we gossiped like mad...
heheh I know all you people punya secrets liao..
HAHAHAHA
(btw Kah Moon pretty liao wu @.@)

and something so embarrassing happened today...
ever experienced those days where you are texting about something secret.. or sensitive stuff that only certain people should know... and when you were about to text to your close pal...
you accidentally sent it to another person, or THAT PARTICULAR PERSON?!

because maybe your mind is constantly on that person...
either cursing him/her or dreaming abt him/her...

Example 1.
"Hey I tell you ar, Jasmine asked me not to disclose this.. but she just sent me a message saying she lost her virginity to Jason in the garage! can you imagine that?! in the fucking garage! and with Jason?! that dickhead! "

and while you're typing this as fast as possible because you're so excited to burst that bubble and you're in class trying to act like you're paying attention...
you actually replied it back to Jasmine's confession message....

Example 2.
"Hey I have a confession to make, but don't tell my mom ok? but I think I like boys... I'm so going to hell..."
5 seconds later
"WHAT?! CLIVEN ANTHONY ROCKS!! COME HOME THIS INSTANT!"
"Why are you asking me to go home?"
"I did not text you dude, anyway I'm busy cleaning up my garage now"
Hmm that's confusing...
check back inbox and sender...
MOM
@.@|||

Example 3.
"Hey girl... you know what... I have something to tell you.. I know this sounds so wrong and slutty but I have been fantasising about Damein for so long already...
his arms are to die for....
and his 6 pack abs...
and his soft hair.. god I just wanna run my fingers through them...
and I bet he has a huge cock!
I'm so gonna hump that meat after prom,
you think I should go for him? I just got his phone number^^
XOXO"
"Erm... this is Damein.. "
(in her mind... fuck!)

Example 4.
"Well of course I smile differently and more vibrant now :D Because we just coupled up!
God I love my boyfriend so much!!! AHHHHHH!!! But he doesn't hit it though... how sad...
nevermind! I'll just use the vibrator that you gave me for Christmas then ^^ Thanks Sarah! "

" B... we have to talk about this when we meet up..."


Well something similar happened to me today...
I wrote something really silly and I sent it to the person I was talking about...
total embarassment...
anyway NO OFFENSE YA :D

CONCLUSION = PURELY FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT AND THOSE WHO ENJOYED IT ^^

Another rainy Tuesday....

it rained...
it rained furiously... and there was lighting..
bright flashes...
and thunder roared...
a threatening roar...

droplets and droplets of water splashed on the ground fiercely...
hitting hard on my skin...
penetrating into my body..
into my heart..
my icy cold heart...
and it left no mark...
I couldn't feel any warmth from the temperature...

the rain hit hard...
sending mud sliding down...
into my shoes...
filling it with dirt...

I felt wet...
my whole body does, I don't know why..
after the sky cleared up...
and the clouds drift away...
I just realised... it was all an illusion...
of me... feeling something heavy upon me...
and I tried..
I did...to clear it all away
but it came back to haunt me...
so I ask myself...
will I ever see rainbows again?
and if yes... will that pot of gold still be there?
or Leprechauns' traps awaits me...

I am waiting...
to calm down again.. to go back home...
to jog alone around my gorgeous neighbourhood...
and admiring the skies.. of indigo and orange.... of pink and lavender.... of blue and white..

I am waiting...
to rest again... to go back home...
after the house is all cleaned up..
so I can sit there...
and look outside my house...
to a peaceful scenery..
of hills and sapphire skies...

to sit there...
with a cup of warm chocolate...
and some fluffy pillows..
and a good book...

I miss those days....

Another gloomy Monday...

Another Monday...
a very hazy Monday I don't know why...
and I hope it fades away soon...

I honestly hate the weather now..
as the climate is changing drastically..
either my sweat glands are really that productive ... or the weather is so bloody damn hot...
I sweat like crazy yesterday night around 10pm while I was waiting for the LRT
can you imagine that?!

what is going on?
what is happening to our earth now...
if what the Maya prophets had foreseen is true..
and the Earth is gonna go Byebye in 21 December 2012...
one might wonder...
are we ready for it?

have I done enough, achieved enough throughout my life?
have I spent enough time with the ones I love most?
what about my friends...
what about my dreams...
what about the places I wanna go to...
what about my future dream house...
my kids...

2012 is just 3 years away...
is there sufficient time to take actions.. which would leave some impact in my life.. and others?
or maybe that's the only thing I'm worried about..
is there enough time for me to go back to my family.. especially my parents.. to make up to what they had given me.. their love and care?
will our love still hang on... strongly until the end?
will we be constantly happy until the end?...
will I get to (you know what?) lol (only close friends understands this)
Hint = Dolce

well of course I choose not to believe it,
but a small superstitious part of me still can't stop thinking...
so..
hope it actually marks a new revolution of the human race :D
and everyone evolves into a higher being!
we grow wings and fly!
and I have telekinesis!
BZZZZ

er hem..


well anyway, enough of darkness :D
I get apocalyptic when I feel pollution and bad weather ....
can't stand seeing carbon footprints everywhere..
I'm trying to clean my trails as well..

back to happy things :D

here are some jokes I think funny which I read from the Reader Digest..
dunno whether is it illegal to extract them or not..
LOL

My sister-in-law, a professional storyteller, was in Europe speaking at various libraries. Later, she called her mother and told her that she'd just given a speech for 250 librarians. "Great!,"said her mother. "and how much is that in American money?"

David Rumpeltin :D

when you're so deeply in love , happiness just generates naturally ^^
agree?

oh!
for more info about the Mayan Prophecy thingy...
just go google 2012
and a movie about it is coming out!



CONCLUSION = APPRECIATE AND LOVE WHILE YOU CAN!!