Another Thursday.. full of anticipation

today is a very very boring day....
but I'm sure tomorrow will be a marvellous day!
BECAUSE I'M GONNA WATCH HARRY POTTER:THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!
WOOHOO!!

Gonna see my beloved : Emma Watson....
*heart melting...*

anyway,
as I was trying to entertain myself, I remembered these two videos which gave me so much laughs because the babies are so damn innocent and cute!

this video utterly made me wanna have babies that instant, haha



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........
haha

and here's another naughty one....




hahaha :D
when he's old enough, he's gonna think, God I have the coolest parents ever!!
No excuses for dropping F-bombs cause you and mom taught me that ^^

these 2 videos never failed to make my day ^^
Instant happiness ~~~


REMEMBER THIS GUY?
Ring any bells?

well of course, he's Duncan James from Blue
(I really love the band)
well.. how come suddenly pop this handsome guy out of nowhere?
because...
take a small breath...
or deep breath for people who really love him..
LOL
well he confessed that..
he
SWINGS (well yeah, you could have guess it by now..)
BOTH WAYS...
in other words, he's bisexual and he's proud of it
so... good for both worlds :D

"I'm bisexual.I fancy men and women. I've been in relationships with both genders-and I'm not ashamed of this, said Duncan.
"HEY!!! it was meant for Adam! because he's the hottest gay now!
WOOHOO!"

CONCLUSION = LOVE, I THINK WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT OUR FUTURE FAMILY SOON :D

Another sunny Wednesday....

I had a test today...
Applied Maths.. which was suppose to be bloody easy...
but I did badly... ==
this is so embarrassing and a complete disgrace... considering the standard of my peers...
especially high school friends whom are faring way better now..

all of them are so damn paranoid about whether are they gonna get that 100 percent or not while I'm trying desperately to get a stupid A !
(ok la... desperate in the mind but I ain't really putting much effort either.. so blame myself..)
oh my god..
ARRRRRHHH!!

Anyway, I saw this video...
just click and watch to make your day :D
http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/176/

I always knew they aren't really that innocent stupid.. irritating aliens...
who eats crunchy cookies.... and drinks chocolate paste..
which is so...
*drools..*
er hem..

I'm still hungry I have no idea why....

met up with Kah Moon and Yee Yan today (high school classmates) and we gossiped like mad...
heheh I know all you people punya secrets liao..
HAHAHAHA
(btw Kah Moon pretty liao wu @.@)

and something so embarrassing happened today...
ever experienced those days where you are texting about something secret.. or sensitive stuff that only certain people should know... and when you were about to text to your close pal...
you accidentally sent it to another person, or THAT PARTICULAR PERSON?!

because maybe your mind is constantly on that person...
either cursing him/her or dreaming abt him/her...

Example 1.
"Hey I tell you ar, Jasmine asked me not to disclose this.. but she just sent me a message saying she lost her virginity to Jason in the garage! can you imagine that?! in the fucking garage! and with Jason?! that dickhead! "

and while you're typing this as fast as possible because you're so excited to burst that bubble and you're in class trying to act like you're paying attention...
you actually replied it back to Jasmine's confession message....

Example 2.
"Hey I have a confession to make, but don't tell my mom ok? but I think I like boys... I'm so going to hell..."
5 seconds later
"WHAT?! CLIVEN ANTHONY ROCKS!! COME HOME THIS INSTANT!"
"Why are you asking me to go home?"
"I did not text you dude, anyway I'm busy cleaning up my garage now"
Hmm that's confusing...
check back inbox and sender...
MOM
@.@|||

Example 3.
"Hey girl... you know what... I have something to tell you.. I know this sounds so wrong and slutty but I have been fantasising about Damein for so long already...
his arms are to die for....
and his 6 pack abs...
and his soft hair.. god I just wanna run my fingers through them...
and I bet he has a huge cock!
I'm so gonna hump that meat after prom,
you think I should go for him? I just got his phone number^^
XOXO"
"Erm... this is Damein.. "
(in her mind... fuck!)

Example 4.
"Well of course I smile differently and more vibrant now :D Because we just coupled up!
God I love my boyfriend so much!!! AHHHHHH!!! But he doesn't hit it though... how sad...
nevermind! I'll just use the vibrator that you gave me for Christmas then ^^ Thanks Sarah! "

" B... we have to talk about this when we meet up..."


Well something similar happened to me today...
I wrote something really silly and I sent it to the person I was talking about...
total embarassment...
anyway NO OFFENSE YA :D

CONCLUSION = PURELY FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT AND THOSE WHO ENJOYED IT ^^

Another rainy Tuesday....

it rained...
it rained furiously... and there was lighting..
bright flashes...
and thunder roared...
a threatening roar...

droplets and droplets of water splashed on the ground fiercely...
hitting hard on my skin...
penetrating into my body..
into my heart..
my icy cold heart...
and it left no mark...
I couldn't feel any warmth from the temperature...

the rain hit hard...
sending mud sliding down...
into my shoes...
filling it with dirt...

I felt wet...
my whole body does, I don't know why..
after the sky cleared up...
and the clouds drift away...
I just realised... it was all an illusion...
of me... feeling something heavy upon me...
and I tried..
I did...to clear it all away
but it came back to haunt me...
so I ask myself...
will I ever see rainbows again?
and if yes... will that pot of gold still be there?
or Leprechauns' traps awaits me...

I am waiting...
to calm down again.. to go back home...
to jog alone around my gorgeous neighbourhood...
and admiring the skies.. of indigo and orange.... of pink and lavender.... of blue and white..

I am waiting...
to rest again... to go back home...
after the house is all cleaned up..
so I can sit there...
and look outside my house...
to a peaceful scenery..
of hills and sapphire skies...

to sit there...
with a cup of warm chocolate...
and some fluffy pillows..
and a good book...

I miss those days....

Another gloomy Monday...

Another Monday...
a very hazy Monday I don't know why...
and I hope it fades away soon...

I honestly hate the weather now..
as the climate is changing drastically..
either my sweat glands are really that productive ... or the weather is so bloody damn hot...
I sweat like crazy yesterday night around 10pm while I was waiting for the LRT
can you imagine that?!

what is going on?
what is happening to our earth now...
if what the Maya prophets had foreseen is true..
and the Earth is gonna go Byebye in 21 December 2012...
one might wonder...
are we ready for it?

have I done enough, achieved enough throughout my life?
have I spent enough time with the ones I love most?
what about my friends...
what about my dreams...
what about the places I wanna go to...
what about my future dream house...
my kids...

2012 is just 3 years away...
is there sufficient time to take actions.. which would leave some impact in my life.. and others?
or maybe that's the only thing I'm worried about..
is there enough time for me to go back to my family.. especially my parents.. to make up to what they had given me.. their love and care?
will our love still hang on... strongly until the end?
will we be constantly happy until the end?...
will I get to (you know what?) lol (only close friends understands this)
Hint = Dolce

well of course I choose not to believe it,
but a small superstitious part of me still can't stop thinking...
so..
hope it actually marks a new revolution of the human race :D
and everyone evolves into a higher being!
we grow wings and fly!
and I have telekinesis!
BZZZZ

er hem..


well anyway, enough of darkness :D
I get apocalyptic when I feel pollution and bad weather ....
can't stand seeing carbon footprints everywhere..
I'm trying to clean my trails as well..

back to happy things :D

here are some jokes I think funny which I read from the Reader Digest..
dunno whether is it illegal to extract them or not..
LOL

My sister-in-law, a professional storyteller, was in Europe speaking at various libraries. Later, she called her mother and told her that she'd just given a speech for 250 librarians. "Great!,"said her mother. "and how much is that in American money?"

David Rumpeltin :D

when you're so deeply in love , happiness just generates naturally ^^
agree?

oh!
for more info about the Mayan Prophecy thingy...
just go google 2012
and a movie about it is coming out!



CONCLUSION = APPRECIATE AND LOVE WHILE YOU CAN!!

MY LOVELY WIFE!!!! AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!!

AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!!
AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!!
AVRIL!!!!!!!!
LAVIGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^
hahaha
here's a short explanation of how my love for my queen started long long time ago...
back in 2002
when I was in Primary 6...naive... and ugly... haha
my mom was driving me to school and the song "Complicated" made rounds and rounds on the radio airwaves and it hit no.1 in the Billboard charts for weeks
the song was an instant hit as it was so infectious and the lyrics memang down to earth and easy-to-relate

then her others monstrous songs popped up, like my-time-favourite "Sk8er Boi", "I'm With You" etc etc...
(ok la honestly I still think , and I'm sure many other think so too, her first and debut album is still the best! lol )

the reasons to why I love her so so so much is because!
1. obviously her music rocks!! and its uniquely Avril Lavigne :D
2. she writes her own songs, and music! and for many others too which hit.no.1
3. her voice is just so angelic and lovable :3
4. Her style is awesome!!!! I mean.. AWESOME!!!! who don't dig rock chicks?! especially hot mamas like her.She wears the stuff she likes and made them work, and in my humble opinion, she can pull off so many styles without fail :D
5. I utterly love her fashion line "ABBEY DAWN", which is marvelous...~~ absolutely lovely, too bad,( from what I last read) don't have male wear.. if there is.. my wardrobe is full of that collection right now...
(Yes, I am that crazy :D)
6. Her attitude is out-of-this world! lol! she's those kinda girls who don't give a damn to what people think ( negative la) which I find so attractive and inspiring
haha CAUSE I DONT GIVE A DAMN TOO TO YOU FUCKERS!
nah!
o0o
hahahaha
7. SHE'S A BAD ASS ROCKER!!!!! ROARRRR!!!
8. SHE'S FREAKIN GORGEOUS!!! AND I MEAN GORGEOUS!!! WHO CAN PULL OFF PINK HAIR LIKE SHE DOES!!!?
9. SHE'S SO CUTE!! and down-to-earth! her sweet personality is just so amiable Uwaa~~
10. She's one hardworking woman. She experimented in different fields and let her pink footprints :D . She dances,acts,sings,models,designs clothing,composes,has a perfume,plays the guitar,drums and piano!!
She's everywhere!!!

and my love for her doesn't just stop there, those are just the 10 main reasons ^^

Okay,now the big question. How come suddenly I just pop her up?
She haven't release anything yet... why the fuss about her suddenly?

My answer
Watch this first :D


TA DA!
so cute right? oh my god.. she never fails to keep me interested
SO damn proud of my lovely wife :D
I played that video for 50 times already, I'm not kidding!
lol the tune is so cute and infectious !!
I WANT THAT FREAKIN BOTTLE!!!!
oh my god..
haha, yes I'm a guy, but I just love her so much!
see how mad am I about her?

and I still cannot believe your email add is related to her!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU FOR THAT?!!!
OH MY GOD YOU!!
I guess we're meant to be...
LOL
(other guests are not required to understand this portion of text, treat it as crap. Thank you.)

here's another video of how she came out with the perfume
the launch of it


AND !! AND!!!!
AND!!!!!
THE BEST HAS YET TO COME!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?!!!
AVRIL LAVIGNE FANS SCREAM!!!!
YES!! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!
(trust me I am screaming like mad right now) (and my brother is giving me that wtf look right now.. LOL)

Lavigne was reported to be featured on Lil Wayne's seventh studio album Rebirth, which will be released in August 2009.

Lavigne is working on her fourth studio album which is currently untitled and will be released sometime in November 2009!!!!!!!

(extracted from Wikipedia.com)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!
YESH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(faints~~)

T_T
I cannot wait!!

Avril Lavigne fans rejoice!!
Woohoo!!

CONCLUSION = LAO PO!!! I'M COMING!!!!

LADY GAGA!!

I always have a thing for weird,quirky girls :D
and I fell in LURVE! with Lady Gaga immediately when she released her baby album
The Fame

Love her lots because she's so special and unique in so many many ways,
especially her music
AWESOMENESS!
she's so freakin versatile and all her songs are so much fun to listen to
best thing is, her lyrics are smart and provocative,
something I always search for in an artiste to admire,
plus plus plus! her music is marvelous too!
because most artistes.... they only done half...
some write provocative lyrics but fail in musical arrangements... like a little girl from UK who
wears sneakers with dress....
or many others who write plain lyrics yet focus more on the music... which is becoming
bland anyway...
Lady Gaga is Smart, Sexy and Stylish!

oh yeah! her fashion sense...
is OH MY FREAKIN GOD impressive and utterly inspiring !
its so out of this world and I adore her to bits!

here's a video of which makes me love her even more
LOL



anyone heard of Venetian Princess from youtube?
she's genuinely brilliant in making parodies
haha
watch this one and enjoy :D


and going back to some fabulous stuff ,
(in case you guys haven't watched this yet)
here's one of my favourite video of Lady Gaga
LOVE GAME!
^^



CONCLUSION = I found another wife!! woohoo!!

Hunger and randomness...

OH BLIMEY! I'm so hungry!!!
==
I honestly don't understand why I'm really really hungry these few days...
"God" suggested that I have parasite and I really hope this marks another stage of my puberty
so I will get even taller and reach 185 and bigger in size :D
WHEE!

I think I need to ask my dad to give me more allowance so I can buy more stuff to eat...
or maybe I'll cari someone to feed me..
hmm...
I'll do anything for food...

here's the randomness part
KRISPY KREME: CELEBRATING 6 DOZEN YEARS OF SWEET TREATS!!!!
In conjuction with their 72nd anniversary, Krispy Kreme will be having a one-day special Birthday celebration with 50%!!! off Original Glazed Donut dozens!!!
Date= JULY 13th!!!OH my god!! Now I'm freaking Hungry again!!!
AHHHH!!
SOMEONE TAKE ME BUY DOUGHNUTS THAT DAY!!
PLEASE!!
I BEG OF YOU!!!
SOMEBODY!!

er hem..


THE BLACK EYED PEAS BOOM BOOM POW PARTY
ft. DJ Goldfish, DJ LUQE + MC Point Blanc
the black eyed peas will be throwing an album launch(The Energy Never Dies / THE END) part for ya'll to celebrate!!!
Venue = Zouk KL Contact = 0321712075
Time and date = 09 July to 10 JUly,11 am to 3 am
E-mail= rsvn@zoukclub.com.my
Fees = Ladies, Rm18, Cocks, Rm28 inclusive of one drink :D

here's the juicy part!

Michael Jackson,
who dies of a suspected cardiac arrest at his Beverly Hills mansion on June 25..
was finally laid to rest yesterday and apparently,
he
was buried..
without his
er hem..
Brain

well, it was reported that it was taken for further tests...
neuropathology tests that is...
to see the exact cause of his death lo..
however they gotta wait for at least 2 more weeks for it to be hardened sufficiently to slice it open....
that is so sad... ==

here's a fun fact,
it can be tested by a forensic neuropathologist
for past drug use and whether he has suffered overdoses in the past
The brain can also show any past abuse of alcohol or if the pop king had suffered from any one of a number of diseases...
hmm...

and today in Bio class, Miss G told us that apparently you can actually know everything about someone's DNA code and details just by retrieving sufficient DNA from them,
eg. a cup that they drank from, or their underwear... or the tissue they sneezed on.. or the toilet paper they just...
and you pay a few Pounds in terms of thousands and ta da!
you can know what diseases they have,
why kind of alleles,
chromosomes,
gene code...
blah and blah
yada and yada
what's the use in that? I mean for normal ppl like us, well...
do that unto people you're planning to have babies with :D

Conclusion = I'm hungry and I desperately need wildberries and lollipos right now!!!!
and I mean this instant!!
and I'm willing to trade cherries and mooncakes!!!
AHHHH!!
feed me!!!